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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

A year later, Trump continues to appeal his historic criminal case. Here's what we know - NPR

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is crypto down today? – Iran’s threats shake BTC, inflation fears & more - AMBCrypto

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Where should Jac Caglianone hit in the Royals order? - Royals Review

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

What to Know About Tyler Perry’s $260 Million Lawsuit - Vulture

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Physicists Unveil New Quantum Super Material That Could Revolutionize Electronics - SciTechDaily

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

No, not a chance

Stranded dolphins on Oahu test positive for human-risk bacteria - KITV

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

NBA mock draft 2025: Updated projection with latest rumors after combine, college withdrawals - SBNation.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why would you think you're fit to be a model?