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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:38

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
A year later, Trump continues to appeal his historic criminal case. Here's what we know - NPR
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is crypto down today? – Iran’s threats shake BTC, inflation fears & more - AMBCrypto
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Where should Jac Caglianone hit in the Royals order? - Royals Review
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
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What to Know About Tyler Perry’s $260 Million Lawsuit - Vulture
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Physicists Unveil New Quantum Super Material That Could Revolutionize Electronics - SciTechDaily
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
No, not a chance
Stranded dolphins on Oahu test positive for human-risk bacteria - KITV
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives